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Don't Forget Father's Day is June 19th!
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| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 473 | | | | Joke: | The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," shesaid, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy."The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor, andrespect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing...""I know how to fuck, mother," the bride-to-be interrupted. "I want you to teachme how to make a great lasagna." | | | |
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