Thousands of funny jokes online! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Don't Forget Father's Day is June 19th! Viewing Joke: Category: Religious jokes Date Added: 18/06/2011 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 354   Joke: Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mails. They sent out e-mails with attachments. They downloaded.They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?" God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves ".    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Religious Jokes: 1.    Category: Religious jokes   The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern."Paddy," he said, " Im afraid Ill not be seei... more 2.    Category: Religious jokes   Delivering a speech at a banquet on the night of his arrival in a large city, a visiting minister told several anecdotes... more 3.    Category: Religious jokes   A preacher, who shall we say was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for... more 4.    Category: Religious jokes   The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual gree... more 5.    Category: Religious jokes   Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.... more 6.    Category: Religious jokes   Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?A. Pharaohs daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and dr... more 7.    Category: Religious jokes   A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in... more 8.    Category: Religious jokes   A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first sev... more 9.    Category: Religious jokes   Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reach... more 10.    Category: Religious jokes   Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started Ive been having trou... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Steve Has Balls