Thousands of funny jokes online! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Don't Forget Father's Day is June 19th! Viewing Joke: Category: Religious jokes Date Added: 18/06/2011 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 407   Joke: Three Scientists were talking to God when one said, "Hey God, we don't need you any more we can make Man ourselves." God said "Oh, really!" The scientists said, "Yea, as a matter of fact, why don't we have a contest to see who can make a man faster, you or us." God said, "Okay." The scientists returned to their lab and started discussing how to go about making a man. It was generally agreed that they would need some dirt to start with. So, the first scientist went out and scooped up a big pile of dirt. Just then, a bolt of lightning struck the ground near the man making him drop his shovel full of dirt. Looking up at God he said, "What?" God quickly returned, "Get your own dirt!!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Religious Jokes: 1.    Category: Religious jokes   Q: Why do they say Amen at the end of a prayer instead of Awomen? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!... more 2.    Category: Religious jokes   A big, burly man visited the pastors home and asked to see the ministers wife, a woman well known for her charitable imp... more 3.    Category: Religious jokes   Doctor: Your recovery was a miracle! Patient: PRAISE GOD. Now I dont have to pay you!... more 4.    Category: Religious jokes   Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?A. Samson. He brought the house down.... more 5.    Category: Religious jokes   What do you get when you cross a Jehovas witness with a business man?A door to door salesman!... more 6.    Category: Religious jokes   A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders. Suddenly,... more 7.    Category: Religious jokes   A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs. Finkelstein, "... more 8.    Category: Religious jokes   Q: Why didnt Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!... more 9.    Category: Religious jokes   Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you? God: L... more 10.    Category: Religious jokes   Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?A. Davids Triumph was heard throughout the land.... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Steve Has Balls